How to calculate girls, from whom there will be more problems than benefit and joy?
So, in my opinion, a girl can be considered a "disturbed passenger" if she:
1. To any, even the most innocuous question (such as "How old are you?" Or "What do you order?") He answers evasively: "You yourself should guess."
2. Regularly and enthusiastically complains about the fact that she is paid little and generally wants to be fired, her boots are worn out, the computer has broken down, the loan debt is growing, the sister from Vorkuta urgently needs to send money for the operation, and her wallet was stolen, as if it were evil … And she looks obviously disappointed, not having received an offer from you to compensate / buy / pay / resolve the issue.
3. She loves karaoke (although a herd of bears has clearly stepped on her ears), posts her nude photos on social networks (despite the fact that even her elbows can hardly be called thin) and made a tattoo on her tailbone in the form of a Chinese character, which means either "Tigress", or "instant noodles with pork."
4. She is proud that she maintains tender friendly relations with all her exes without exception and sees him regularly, and she still rents an apartment with the latter.
5. She is always in captivity of some kind of sadness she knows, and to any, even the most reckless and blatantly romantic attempts to please her, she reacts sluggishly: "Cool."
6. Can kiss for hours, agrees that you touch her in immodest places, while breathing deafeningly and mooing like a newborn calf, but when asked to move to a more convenient place than a car or a park bench, he reacts insulted: “Not too much are you rushing things ?! " And so for several months in a row.
7. Asks about your ex in the smallest detail, down to the size of the legs and the duration of the menstrual cycle.
8. After the second date, he begins, ostensibly as a joke, to talk about what cute kids you will get. And at the same time to persuade to buy tickets to Mauritius, because in six months it is definitely more profitable, and generally cool that it is November, and you two already have plans for the May holidays.
9. She reacts to any remark or action unsympathetic to her unchanged: "Maybe in that case we'd better leave ?!"
10. Comes on dates with a friend, without warning you in advance, and all evening communicates mainly with her, referring to you only when you need to transfer salt or order another Long Island.
11. At the party, manages to get drunk before most of the guests have time to take off their shoes and introduce themselves.
12. Announces that she is on a diet, and is never limited to one serving of fries.
13. She readily talks about the fact that her ex-boyfriend broke her nose, the one that came before him - he regularly drove her out into the cold in his panties, and the dude who deprived her of her virginity, after parting, set fire to her parents' apartment.
14. He never lets go of the phone, including during sex, and “checks in” even in grocery stores like Pyaterochka.
15. Believes that a great way to win the trust of your best friend is to ask how many women's hearts a stallion with such powerful biceps broke, and not to get off his knees all evening, explaining that, since you are all not strangers, they need to get to know each other better.
16. Cries after sex, and sometimes during.
17. She never calls herself, but answers your calls every other time, without bothering herself with explanations or apologies.
18. Knows no other adjectives besides "hellish", and other writers besides Stephenie Meyer, and other drinks besides fat-free latte.
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