Utkin To Solovyov: "A Russian Person Will Definitely Send You To Shit In Any City, Including Como"

Utkin To Solovyov: "A Russian Person Will Definitely Send You To Shit In Any City, Including Como"
Utkin To Solovyov: "A Russian Person Will Definitely Send You To Shit In Any City, Including Como"

Video: Utkin To Solovyov: "A Russian Person Will Definitely Send You To Shit In Any City, Including Como"

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“It is always very important to be aware of who you are contacting. Here you, Vova, Vovka, Volodya, obviously underestimated it. I do not know why.

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Look around you when you are at work. You sit all the time in some kind of black room without walls - this is a studio. There you have an artificial light. You've learned the word stream. Oh my god, cool.

But you don't know what a stream is, Vova, because you are sitting in the studio of the All-Russian State Television and Radio Broadcasting Company - with huge ceilings from where the lighting fixtures hang down, at least two cameramen are filming you, the director broadcasts pictures prepared by the editors, of which there are many two. You still yell at them and drive. You probably also have an administrator, and one of the assistants is waiting for you. But my neighbor is filming me now. And you will hear me.

You are trying to attack my business partners. Vova, oxide. I heard it helps you sometimes. These are advertisers, Vova, they come to my channel because I make decent content. Subscribers also come to me. There were a lot of them, and after I chased you, a huge crowd came running.

And I honestly warned them right away: guys, keep in mind, I am a football journalist, here 80% of the conversation was and will be only about football, I do not chase the Nightingale every week. So what do you think? Stayed. Therefore, assessing the situation is not your forte.

While you were streaming yesterday, surrounded by a dozen professional Chaldeans, I, you know, peeled potatoes in the kitchen, and my messages: bam-bam. I, of course, read it. I also soberly assess my strength. Even if I were a sponge the size of myself, the best sponge in the world, and I would have nothing but this quality, even then, with a brainless sponge, I would not delude myself that I can absorb all the shit that you can from exude yourself.

Vova, I decided not to bark with you at the bazaar. I want to humiliate you. And I enjoy watching you dance and sing from one tweet in your studio. It fits best with provocative songs like "Cocaine-Cocaine" (Filv & Edmofo feat. Emma Peters - Clandestina - Sports.ru). But the guys will still find, the folk fantasy in this case is entirely for me.

You don’t understand that you cannot deprive me of anything. Absolutely. Can't I open my Twitter account anywhere else? Or maybe I'll stop being myself? In addition to the moderate tolerance and attention of my subscribers, whom I gather to watch my programs, and for this they endure a minute of integration in them. What do you want to deprive me of, what do you want to scare me with?

After all, you have something to lose, because you are nothing, zero without a stick, even one zero, not two - it would at least resemble eggs, you are the one and only zero without a single fringe instead of a stick without that huge machine that works for you.

Please tell me, how long have you left this studio on the street? Not in your personal car with or without a driver and tinted windows.

How long have you walked the streets? How long have you asked in the store how much a pack of butter costs? Of course, you do not know this, because no matter what city you are in, including Como, the Russian person who will meet you, well, will definitely send you to shit. Well, if not the first, then the second. And if not the second, then the third, fourth and fifth - hand in hand, "- said Utkin.

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