Some women read men like an open book, and some do not understand at all how men really work. Do you want to know how well you know about men? Take our test!
Test: How well do you know men?
Question 1 of 8
Let's start with a simple question. What does a man who gets lost on the road do?
Swears with the navigator
Looks at the map
Asks the locals for directions
Asks me for directions, of course!
Goes straight, because "somewhere there was a turn, I remember"
Question 2 of 8
Now the questions will be more difficult! What does a man think about when going on a date?
About whether there will be sex tonight
He is trying to urgently forget all the jokes about Lieutenant Rzhevsky
He rehearses in front of the mirror - he says compliments to himself
He doesn't think about anything. It's us girls who are nervous
About where the hell went the last clean jeans
Question 3 of 8
What fear will men never tell anyone about?
Everyone is afraid of getting old, and men too. What is there to hide?
Dentists are not ashamed to be afraid of them, but spiders are ashamed, you see!
Fear of public speaking
Obviously! They are afraid of losing potency, but they never admit
They are afraid of losing face
Question 4 of 8
And now for the pleasant. The best gift for a boy for his thirties is
Question 5 of 8
Suppose the holiday is a success, and a man comes home at 3 a.m. drunk. What will he say in his defense?
I don't have to report!
Sorry darling it just happened
I drank the last glass in vain, it's true
I’m terribly awesome!
Won't say anything
Question 6 of 8
A question that any man will answer correctly: imagine that Bruce Lee and Arnold Schwarzenegger are fighting. Who will win?
Bruce, because he is a real martial artist, not a bodybuilder
Arnie because he always wins
There was no such movie!
This is basically impossible, what nonsense ?!
Chuck Norris will come and hang everyone
Question 7 of 8
Blitz question: very quickly, without thinking, choose associations. "Grandpa Lenin -"
October revolution, social democratic party, communism
When Lenin was small, with a curly head
Red Square and Mausoleum
School uniform and october badge
Mold and linden honey
Question 8 of 8
And the last thing. Imagine that you are a powerful goddess and can endow men with qualities that will make them perfect. What do you think they lack?
Tenderness, calmness and developed paternal instinct
Reliability and responsibility, of course
I will not add anything. I will take away selfishness and self-importance that has grown from scratch
In general, everything is fine, and let the imperfections correct themselves.
Some powerful goddess has already invented me for this
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